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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
  • Oct 19
  • United States
  • Deviant for 18 years
Badges
DeviantArt Originals: Participated in April Fools' Day 2018
Gold Coin: Someone thinks you're golden! (3)
Pot of Gold: Participated in the St. Patrick's Day 2022 Campaign
Shimmering Snowball: Joined the Great Snowball Fest of 2022
Lucky Shamrock: You made it rain gold coins!
My Bio
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."

Favourite Visual Artist
David C. Matthews
Favourite TV Shows
The Twilight Zone, Batman the Animated Series
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Favourite Books
The Left Behind Series
Favourite Writers
C.S. Lewis, Roald Dahl, Glenn Beck
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Tools of the Trade
Smartphone, flash cards, stickers, monkey puppet, thankfulness for work, acting like a goofball
Other Interests
Writing, computer games, anime, girls with oomph
Well, guys and gals, you'll never believe what happened to me this morning. It was a true first for me. My very first stint in Twitter Jail! :-D Yeah, I was tweeting along with Pat Gray Unleashed, hoping to get my commentary read on the air. And I was grooving along, and I heard California governor Gavin Newsome say he'd go to the ends of the earth on something. Well, I just had to tweet this: Just one minute or so after the show started its second hour, my Twitter told me that my account had been locked up. The reason why? They said that my tweet was against X's rules of conduct for encouraging violence. They said I should delete said tweet to begin the countdown on being reinstated. Instead, I hit the appeal, and asked what was violent about it. Swimmers do it all the time. The comment was no more harmful than someone telling another to go fly a kite. I first heard the phrase in my preschool days on the Archies, for Voltaire's sake. I had no idea that the lake by my
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No, seriously, I didn't write much. I'd been away too long from this place. And my past year seemed to be the same old same old, with a bit of eaaaugh mixed in from time to time. Even my Christmas this year was accented with my dad ending up in the ER with some sort of bug, and my ma catching it, thus spiking the holiday dinner and gift swap with the family until mid-January. And their rescheduling came right in the middle of my planned vacation time with David in Orlando. And I couldn't reschedule because my time off was carved in stone on the work schedule. My NaNoWriMo was a bit of a washout, too. I wanted to make a cyberpunk novel for a new friend I'd reacquainted with over the summer, but it turned into a writing exercise instead. Maybe I'll post the good stuff later and see if y'all can help me mangle it into something resembling a good story. Also made a new package sending friend with a fellow in Utah. We met over Twitter after I lost a bet. Maybe I'll have the drive
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I'd like to state the following categorically for the record for my followers. If you are looking for works assisted by artificial intelligence... ...any writing or drawing, any works verbal or pictorial, or any other creativity that was gleaned, shaped, and produced by electronic calculation or algorithms... ...any creations that have sampled the hard work of other writers or artists, mixed and refined them via compilation and processing by microchip, and brought them to your device's screen through the modern technological miracle of A.I. ... ...you ain't gonna find any here. All my stuff is strictly made by NU. Natural Unintelligence. ADDENDUM: All of my DreamUp prompts are going to sit in their account and collect mildew.
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:woohoo: :party::cake:!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake::party::woohoo:


It's October 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!


Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team. :heart:

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The Birthdays Team

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Don't know if this will interest you but I thought I'd share it regardless:

Incredibles Family Meets Kamen Rider

Thanks for the Totally Normal badges. Now I know what the April Fool's joke here was (since I didn't visit on that day.)

Glad I could do it.


They also converted the site’s lettering to Papyrus font for the day. You didn’t miss much. (They should’ve been really obnoxious and used Comic Sans.)


And to go with your badges… https://youtu.be/OutOEXHcn_k

Unofficial follow-up to "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!", eh?