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In case a Tru Believa's reading this, please pray for me. Need new job, car, more work.
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 6:38 AM
In case anyone's still reading this, Valentine's Day: BAH HUMBUG.
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 6:19 AM
Well, with the new status updates in the "New" dA page... is this Shoutbox thing obsolete?
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 6:38 AM
Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM



Dec 2, 2016
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Well, the latest 30 day challenge turned out to be a minor bust. Comments minimal, views are puny, and I ended up with a sleep deficit that would compare to any government budget.

And yet… between working 6:30 A.M. to 4 P.M., feeding my folks' dogs, errands, eworking out, commuting, etc., I'm still going to go for NaNoWriMo this year. I must be some sort of idjit.

I still haven't gotten Tetsuko and the Outbreak ready to download yet.

But the gist for this year's novel:

Les, Dr. Green and the Revolution.

After getting sick and tired of dealing with regulations, bureaucracy, and other hassles, botanist inventors Les Safer and Dr. Eaton Green decide to open works in a smaller Latin American country. Unfortunately, there's about to be a coup. And the First Rebel eying their inventions plans to use them to overthrow the regime… and maybe more….

That's the plan, anyway.

Assuming I can keep my eyes open…

Who won the first debate for Prez 2016? 

5 deviants said Sweet Meteor of Death
4 deviants said Deez Nuts
2 deviants said Write in your own....


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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BigMac1212 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy belated birthday!
dwarfpriest Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday, Jim!
Jasperinity Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016
Happy birthday! :D
jawmax Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016
My pals want to wish you a happy birthday.…
KurisuWriting Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016  New Deviant
birthday cake  Happy Birthday my friend.Day128 - Happy Birthday 

Hope you have a great day.  Live it well.
birthdays Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's October 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year! 

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

The Birthdays Team  
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KurisuWriting Featured By Owner Edited Oct 4, 2016  New Deviant
Left you a note.  Sorry, didn't mean to be rude.

I was hoping we could chat if you weren't busy.
FrogGod1 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
comic book commissions: you write it, they draw it……
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
I wrote this a while back…
birthdays Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

Birthdays Team
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