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Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM
Sitting pretty in Hong Kong's YWCA Anne Black House, in case anyone's reading this thing. Wi-fi was a bear to start.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 4:34 AM
As they sing around here... "Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra -- ra ra ra ra!" :D :holly:
Sat Dec 24, 2011, 4:41 AM
Finally got my Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing on. :hungry: And there was much rejoicing.:w00t:
Sat Nov 26, 2011, 11:12 PM



Sep 16, 2014
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10:07 pm
It's a pretty typical, average, non-event time just now.  Although earlier this Labor Day, I'd been keeping count, and realized I had outlived my late brother Robert.  Mixed feelings there.  I thank the Lord that He's seen fit to give me a longer lifespan and better health than too many others, but I'm sad that my brother didn't make it with me.  True, it's not my fault, and a number of bad lifestyle choices were his and his alone, but still.

So with that, I'd better simply post the...

:skull: :bulletblack: :bulletred: JIMMYOMETER: :bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: :D

:bulletgreen:  Discovering Peter Hitchens
:bulletgreen:  The ALS Association's Ice Bucket Challenge
:bulletgreen:  The Real Ghostbusters
:bulletgreen:  "March of the Lunatics" -- Leonard Pennario
:bulletgreen:  "Brave Hearts" -- Gary Chapman
:bulletgreen:  The phrase, "It's on like Donkey Kong!"
:bulletyellow:  Sheetz
:bulletyellow:  The Statler Brothers
:bulletyellow:  Camping
:bulletyellow:  Chitterlings
:bulletyellow:  The Original Ghostbusters
:bulletyellow:  "Snowblind" by Styx
:bulletorange:  Outliving my brother
:bulletred:  This Jimmyometer's lack of pirate themed stuff
:bulletred:  The phrase "Like a boss"
:bulletred:  Squats
:bulletred:  Robbing Peter to pay Paul
:bulletred:  PVP
:bulletred:  Speed traps
:bulletblack:  The Last Stand: Dead Zone's recent money grab
:bulletblack:  Insomnia
:bulletblack:  David Goyer
:bulletblack:  Robbing Peter AND Paul
:bulletblack:  Jimmy Savile
:bulletblack:  Moral equivalency
  • Mood: Questionable
  • Listening to: My ceiling fan
  • Reading: Wikipedia: "Tibet Autonomous Region"
  • Playing: The Last Stand: Dead Zone
  • Eating: Frozen strawberries
  • Drinking: Coffee with non-dairy creamer

Which is the best Weird Al video for Mandatory Fun? 

4 deviants said Word Crimes
1 deviant said Tacky
1 deviant said First World Problems
No deviants said Foil
No deviants said Handy
No deviants said Sports Song
No deviants said Lame Claim to Fame
No deviants said Mission Statement
No deviants said None of the above, Weird Al is lame.
No deviants said Contractually obligatory "other" answer....


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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mjponso Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014
Thank you for the watch :handshake:
JamesE82 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014

Thanks a lot for the watch! :highfive: Spent quite a while in China, huh? You must have some interesting stories to tell.

Kajm Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the watch!

I have to check- my uncle is a Maryknoll Missionary, and he's been working in China, out of Hong Kong, for the last few decades... how deep into China were you?
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I taught in Guangzhou, roughly 90 minutes away from Hong Kong by rail.  Started out as a missionary teacher, but ended up a simple teacher for almost nine years.  Was fun, did some good, and many wonderful memories, but I'm glad to be back in the USA for now.
WingsUnchained Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch:!
OutEnchantedLove Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014  Professional Artist
My friend and I thought it would be good for us if we give points to those who really need it.
That's why we're here, we just want to ask you if you want to donate between 1-5 points if you want, you can even donate more. 
No matter if you can not give us, that ever you read makes me think try to help. 
See you later, I hope you have a nice day?
MartmeisterPaladin Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist
Thank you! What do you like about my works?
JoeyLiverwurst Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'll probably say so again on Twitter, but I hope you're having a very merry Christmas Eve.
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks kindly.  I'll be putting up a post in the dA journal in a few, so keep your eyes peeled on that, too.  And a merry Christmas to you, too. :) :holly:
JoeyLiverwurst Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Looking forward!
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