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In case anyone's still reading this, Valentine's Day: BAH HUMBUG.
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 6:19 AM
Well, with the new status updates in the "New" dA page... is this Shoutbox thing obsolete?
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 6:38 AM
Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM
Sitting pretty in Hong Kong's YWCA Anne Black House, in case anyone's reading this thing. Wi-fi was a bear to start.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 4:34 AM



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To all you praying folks reading this: my mother had a pretty serious fall this afternoon. She was between her bathroom and sofa, and her leg just gave out and she fell to the floor. She tried to shrug it off and wait out the pain, but it got very bad. She's now in our hospital's ER, and had to get morphine. X rays show nothing broken, but it still hurts. Having a CAT scan as I type this. Please keep her in your prayers, that the pain will stop and that she recover quickly!

UPDATE:  Okay, Ma had to stay overnight at the hospital.  It turned out in the CAT scan, there WAS a fracture in the pelvic area, and some injury in the lumbar region, too.  Surgery isn't possible; she'll have to stay there a while, and it looks like some rehabilitation/therapy's also in order once she's out.  She's been moved to the ICU for better monitoring.  My dad stayed with her overnight, and I'll need to tend to a few things at their house while they're out. Please keep her in your prayers still. 

At least her state's not as bad as a few other people in the ER we noticed last night.
  • Mood: Emotional
  • Listening to: TV in waiting room
  • Eating: Nothing now
  • Drinking: Diet Coke from vending

Should I start another 30 day writing challenge? 

9 deviants said Depends/Maybe, if.../Uh, what was the question again?/Beef stew/(other)
2 deviants said Yes
No deviants said No


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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BJSparky Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
Thanks so much for the watch, man! :D
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it.

Whoops... forgot the llama.  Remedied!
BJSparky Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
Thank you again! :D
BlameThe1st Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch! ;)
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for your works.

(Sorry I forgot the llama.  Corrected!)
tetrasnake Featured By Owner May 6, 2015   General Artist
Also, thank you for the llama!
tetrasnake Featured By Owner May 5, 2015   General Artist
Thank you for theAdded to my devWatch! !
LazaroRuiz Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
Mr-Undisclosed Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
Thank you for the watch.
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for dropping by.  I appreciate the appreciation.
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