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Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM
Sitting pretty in Hong Kong's YWCA Anne Black House, in case anyone's reading this thing. Wi-fi was a bear to start.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 4:34 AM
As they sing around here... "Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra -- ra ra ra ra!" :D :holly:
Sat Dec 24, 2011, 4:41 AM
Finally got my Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing on. :hungry: And there was much rejoicing.:w00t:
Sat Nov 26, 2011, 11:12 PM
Thu Oct 13, 2011, 4:28 PM
Just reported Mop2012 to ATTACKWATCH! Thought you'd like to know.
Fri Sep 16, 2011, 10:06 PM
Hassled by local cops 'cuz I didn't have my passport (boss getting work visa for it). Wouldn't bug me as much if Rule of Law mattered here.
Thu Aug 11, 2011, 6:57 AM



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OK, folks, a quickie update.  No news on River Ann, really.  Her mom and dad say she's simply making slow, steady progress.  Nothing to tweet, post or text about.  Still in the hospital, but at least she's still recovering.  Keep praying for her, Tru Believaz.

Also,this past Friday, I finally made myself do something on a day off I hadn't done since I'd returned from China:  took a hike around Pilot Mountain State Park.  Hot, sweaty, exhausting, and I paid for it all with a sunburn headache because I was too lazy to get a hat or sunscreen.  Still, it was great.  Pictures and more details later, maybe. Remind me, please.

And speaking hiking around the mountain, here's another one to add to the growing pile:  Another...

:skull: :bulletblack: :bulletred: JIMMYOMETER: :bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: :D

:bulletgreen:  Kids/Teens/Elders/YouTubers React
:bulletgreen:  John Rhys-Davies
:bulletgreen:  Garry Kasparov
:bulletgreen:  Subaru of Wichita
:bulletgreen:  Smoked almonds
:bulletgreen:  Dropbox
:bulletyellow:  The notion of kicking a twerker
:bulletyellow:  SRWare Iron
:bulletyellow:  Sport drinks
:bulletyellow:  "An American Carol"
:bulletyellow:  Headache powders
:bulletyellow:  Jimmy Fallon
:bulletred:  iPhone's auto-correct
:bulletred:  Hashtags on YouTube comments
:bulletred:  V-neck T-shirts
:bulletred:  Google Glass
:bulletred:  YouTube comments, 9 times out of 10
:bulletred:  Small government agencies making big ammo purchases
:bulletblack:  Fighting zombies bare-handed
:bulletblack:  Mozilla Firefox
:bulletblack:  OKCupid
:bulletblack:  Vladmir Putin
:bulletblack:  Bureau of Land Management
:bulletblack:  Obamacare
:bulletblack:  British hospitals

Thinking about adding a grey bullet list of five things I just simply don't give a freep about.  What say ye?
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: The Glenn Beck Program
  • Reading: Old notes from DCM
  • Watching: My time: gotta go to work in a few.
  • Playing: Neopets Habitarium
  • Drinking: Mixed Berry Powerade Zero

Winner, winner, chicken dinner: 

6 deviants said Colonel Sanders
6 deviants said General Tso


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
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Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: Nokia E71
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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Thank you! What do you like about my works?
JoeyLiverwurst Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'll probably say so again on Twitter, but I hope you're having a very merry Christmas Eve.
JimmyDimples Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks kindly.  I'll be putting up a post in the dA journal in a few, so keep your eyes peeled on that, too.  And a merry Christmas to you, too. :) :holly:
JoeyLiverwurst Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Looking forward!
Thank you for the  fave!
mirz-alt Oct 19, 2013   General Artist
DreamON-Mpak Oct 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:party: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :party:

Let the new year of your life be filled with happiness, joy, love and luck .. Let your problems be solved easily and your friends always be around you and make every  day a better .. Keep being yourself and do not forget that art will save the world.. Let art be always with you .. Be Deviant!

:iconpresentplz: Let your friends cheer you with wonderful gifts { but do not forget that the most - valuable gifts in life are not material }

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Happy birthday, have a Lama.
JimmyDimples Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks kindly. :)
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