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In case anyone's still reading this, Valentine's Day: BAH HUMBUG.
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 6:19 AM
Well, with the new status updates in the "New" dA page... is this Shoutbox thing obsolete?
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 6:38 AM
Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM
Sitting pretty in Hong Kong's YWCA Anne Black House, in case anyone's reading this thing. Wi-fi was a bear to start.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 4:34 AM



May 29, 2015
10:58 pm
May 29, 2015
7:34 pm
May 29, 2015
7:42 am
May 28, 2015
9:17 pm
May 28, 2015
7:43 pm
Sorry, guys, I know this thing's late.  I'd been focusing more on the new 30 day challenge with my OC Les Safer.  And I'd been staying up late, and shorting myself on sleep.  

I'm afraid this one will be officially late by a day at least because it's the one about anger, and there's a lot of stuff that touches me personally at the core on this one.  

Also, I shot the breeze with :icondavidcmatthews: in messages, made some progress on some ideas with Dyna the Damsel Dynamo, and don't want to louse it up with a negative mood, even if it'll sharpen my art.

Thus, so this thing won't be completely shy of creative output from me today, here's the better late than never

:skull: :bulletblack: :bulletred: JIMMYOMETER: :bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: :D

:bulletgreen:  Do You Believe?
:bulletgreen:  Pamela Gellar
:bulletgreen:  Free range kids
:bulletgreen:  The Monte Cristo sandwich
:bulletgreen:  Cinderella -- the 2015 movie
:bulletgreen:  Friendly's ice cream
:bulletyellow:  My try to make a Monte Cristo
:bulletyellow:  Hummus
:bulletyellow:  Caffè Americano
:bulletyellow:  Fresca
:bulletyellow:  The "Fox Now" app
:bulletyellow:  Paul Blart: Mall Cop
:bulletorange:  The Apple Watch
:bulletred:  Scopitone
:bulletred:  PC clocks that lag behind
:bulletred:  The trailer for Jem and the Holograms
:bulletred:  iPhones that reset on you
:bulletred:  Sinus aches and headaches
:bulletred:  Sitting on cats
:bulletblack:  GoFundMe
:bulletblack:  Garry Trudeau
:bulletblack:  Microagression theory
:bulletblack:  Baltimore
:bulletblack:  Mandatory voting
:bulletblack:  Giving space to destroy
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: "Fart Symphony" -- Shonky Brothers
  • Playing: Clicker Heroes
  • Eating: Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
  • Drinking: Tab

Should I start another 30 day writing challenge? 

9 deviants said Depends/Maybe, if.../Uh, what was the question again?/Beef stew/(other)
1 deviant said Yes
No deviants said No


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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tetrasnake Featured By Owner May 6, 2015   General Artist
Also, thank you for the llama!
tetrasnake Featured By Owner May 5, 2015   General Artist
Thank you for theAdded to my devWatch! !
LazaroRuiz Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
Mr-Undisclosed Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
Thank you for the watch.
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for dropping by.  I appreciate the appreciation.
WhisakedJak Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hey Jimmy- thanks kindly for the :+devwatch:!
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it.  Sparkle on, you crazy diamond.
WhisakedJak Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Sun Dance! Boogie! Sun 

That's me!
nighthawk81 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
Thank you for the :+fav: on "Holly and the Music."  Like all good word-mongers, we take our appreciation where we can get it.   :giggle:
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I appreciate the appreciation. :thanks:
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