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In case anyone's still reading this, Valentine's Day: BAH HUMBUG.
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 6:19 AM
Well, with the new status updates in the "New" dA page... is this Shoutbox thing obsolete?
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 6:38 AM
Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM
Sitting pretty in Hong Kong's YWCA Anne Black House, in case anyone's reading this thing. Wi-fi was a bear to start.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 4:34 AM



Apr 21, 2015
2:06 am
Apr 20, 2015
9:42 pm
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8:41 pm
Apr 20, 2015
3:32 pm
Apr 20, 2015
7:28 am
Hi guys.  I know this thing's a day late.  I'm afraid that was because deviantART had some problems with its ISP.  Obviously it's all better now.  Maybe it was for the better because yesterday was pretty crud.  Tax Day, oppressive boss, brooding, damp weather, people who won't let me clock out on time, pushing hours that violate corporate policy and almost break the law... and McDonald's was late with bringing me my fries and free Artisan chicken sandwich.  (At least I got a free ice cream cone for Ronald McDonald's big birthday yesterday.)

Anyway, onto more positive moods and things... and thankfully there are some in this month's...

:skull: :bulletblack: :bulletred: JIMMYOMETER: :bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: :D

:bulletgreen:  Poporetto's recent marriage
:bulletgreen:  Indiana
:bulletgreen:  Stan Freberg
:bulletgreen:  DCM's 30 Day Challenge
:bulletgreen:  Todd in "The Last Man on Earth"
:bulletgreen:  Random romance novel title generators
:bulletyellow:  "Sandstorm" -- Darude
:bulletyellow:  Deep Hurting
:bulletyellow:  McDonald's Chicken Select Tenders
:bulletyellow:  Boost
:bulletyellow:  Melissa Shart
:bulletyellow:  Quitalities
:bulletorange:  My first try at crock-pot oatmeal
:bulletred:  Uninstalling and reinstalling Flash
:bulletred:  A good run
:bulletred:  Five out of six on a writing challenge
:bulletred:  Carol Pilbasian-Miller
:bulletred:  Getting
:bulletred:  A bad stand
:bulletblack:  "Free... plus shipping and processing"
:bulletblack:  Starbucks' #RaceTogether
:bulletblack:  Matthew Lesko
:bulletblack:  Phil Miller (before 'Pranks for Nothing')
:bulletblack:  ABC-57 News, Soutn Bend, IN
:bulletblack:  Azealia Banks
  • Listening to: The Sean Hannity Show
  • Watching: "Star Wars: the Force Awakens" teaser #2
  • Playing: Nanaca Crash!! for iOS
  • Eating: Chocolate chip cookie dough
  • Drinking: Tab

Should I start another 30 day writing challenge? 

9 deviants said Depends/Maybe, if.../Uh, what was the question again?/Beef stew/(other)
1 deviant said Yes
No deviants said No


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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Mr-Undisclosed Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
Thank you for the watch.
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for dropping by.  I appreciate the appreciation.
WhisakedJak Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Hey Jimmy- thanks kindly for the :+devwatch:!
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it.  Sparkle on, you crazy diamond.
WhisakedJak Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Sun Dance! Boogie! Sun 

That's me!
nighthawk81 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015
Thank you for the :+fav: on "Holly and the Music."  Like all good word-mongers, we take our appreciation where we can get it.   :giggle:
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I appreciate the appreciation. :thanks:
dwarfpriest Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Shoulda have been watching for some time now.
bluessaurus Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
This is a Satin Steele story…
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