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In case a Tru Believa's reading this, please pray for me. Need new job, car, more work.
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 6:38 AM
In case anyone's still reading this, Valentine's Day: BAH HUMBUG.
Sat Feb 14, 2015, 6:19 AM
Well, with the new status updates in the "New" dA page... is this Shoutbox thing obsolete?
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 6:38 AM
Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM



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"Also, you could make the case that for an awful lot of the world, soccer represents a small time, 90 minutes more or less, and a small place -- that little green patch of grass -- where rules apply.  Where boundaries and laws are enforced.  Where misbehavior and cheating have consequences.  Where, to put it bluntly, there is in fact a small and temporary oasis of order in their otherwise chaotic, violent and random world.

"Football, on the other hand -- real football, American football -- strives to generate an hour of chaos and violence and randomness in a functioning and ordered world."

Bill Whittle, The Hater's Guide to World Cup Soccer


Well, folks, it arrived in the mail Friday for the pre-season.  Blitz: the League for the PlayStation 2.  

I went ahead, fired it up, waited for the slow load, and got myself through the game's Training Camp to figure out the controls.

And I can say this freely and charitably:  I suck at it.

When I tried the practice plays to figure out how to do the special moves, and just plain not get tackled or smeared across the field, I saw myself getting clobbered.  Repeatedly.  And the trainer repeatedly chewing and cursing me out  (hey, it's a Mature rating game from Midway) and saying my sister could probably play better than me.   

Somehow, I finished the training exercises for rushing, passing, and receiving.  And in their "Prime Time" mode, I was able to score long run and pass touchdowns in a bread and butter way.  No icon combos, but I can do the job.

But defense?  I got problems.  I can't follow the ball or carrier fast enough, and I can't keep the other team out of my end zone even if I had barbed wire and machine gun turrets.  (Though admittedly, that WOULD make the game a bit more fun.)

I hate sucking at anything.  And thus I've been reluctant to start the campaign mode with my San Francisco Sissypants, even though I set up the team, uniforms, logo, colors (pink and yellow) and everything.

So to help me psyche up for the season, I'm wondering about my fellow DeviantART friends.  Something you want to try?

Post to this entry, give me a city/area you want to play for (it doesn't have to be where you live, if revealing your location's a problem), and I'll see if I can give you a team mascot and colors for you.  Or maybe you can tell me your own, if you could have your own national league American football team.

I have some ideas already for some of my friends already:

mirz333 :  The Chicago/Gale City Firestorms.  Black, red, orange and yellow.
DavidCMatthews :  The Orlando Dynamos.  White and orange, or purple and green.
tbolt :  The Pittsburgh Rolling Metal.  Grey and blue.
nighthawk81 : The Las Vegas Pit Bosses Casinos.  Colors are... whatever the boss wants.  EDIT: Which is green, green, and more green.
JoeyLiverwurst :  The At-Large Werewolves.  Grey, brown, black, and blue Green.
Captain-Savvy  :  The Georgia Pirates.  Red, black and grey.
JakeMcCormick :  The Maine Starfighters. Charcoal, silver, and brown.

Did I leave you out, reader?  Did I get yours wrong, and have another in mind?  Post below and let me know! :)

Favorite mobile exploding device? 

7 deviants said Bob-omb, from the Super Mario series
2 deviants said ExplodoBot, from the Dallas Police Department
1 deviant said Something else (please post what)
No deviants said Cyrax, from the Mortal Kombat series


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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FrogGod1 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
comic book commissions: you write it, they draw it……
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
I wrote this a while back…
birthdays Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks kindly. :thanks:
dwarfpriest Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday, dude!
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Muito obrigado, my mang. :party:
Jasperinity Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015
Happy birthday! :D
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks very much.  Hope you have a good day, too. :)
Jasperinity Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
No problem, and thanks! :meow:
jawmax Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015
Someone wants to wish your a happy birthday.…
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