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Well, with the new status updates in the "New" dA page... is this Shoutbox thing obsolete?
Sun Oct 19, 2014, 6:38 AM
Hey, Cowprobe! :wave: Needed a reminder YOU existed!
Sun Jul 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Forgot this shoutbox device even existed.
Thu Jul 3, 2014, 5:32 PM
Been about a year and a half since anyone posted anything here... folks, is anyone looking at the Shoutbox, or has Twitter made it redundant?
Mon Jun 30, 2014, 8:29 AM
Got the job almost three months ago... WHOA, this thing needs an update!
Thu Jan 31, 2013, 1:11 PM
The job search continues. Keep praying for me, peoples.
Thu Sep 20, 2012, 7:09 AM
Feeling pretty blue, you guys. :( Please pray for me.
Sun Jun 10, 2012, 10:14 PM
If anyone actually reads the Shoutbox, I haven't fallen off the edge of the earth. Trying to get myself to sit and post to the Journal. :work:
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 3:56 PM
Sitting pretty in Hong Kong's YWCA Anne Black House, in case anyone's reading this thing. Wi-fi was a bear to start.
Tue Jan 17, 2012, 4:34 AM
As they sing around here... "Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra -- ra ra ra ra!" :D :holly:
Sat Dec 24, 2011, 4:41 AM



Dec 18, 2014
8:21 am
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6:03 am
Dec 17, 2014
12:22 pm
Dec 17, 2014
7:18 am
Dec 14, 2014
12:56 am
I'll make this fast since I have to be up in the morning:  Here's the...

:skull: :bulletblack: :bulletred: JIMMYOMETER: :bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: :D

:bulletgreen:  Being there for Ma and Dad
:bulletgreen:  #AllLivesMatter
:bulletgreen:  "I am ready to validate my novel."
:bulletgreen:  Plummeting oil prices
:bulletgreen:  MGTOW
:bulletgreen:  A Godwin's Law for "You need to get laid."
:bulletgreen:  "Christmas in Jail" -- The Youngsters
:bulletyellow:  "Go For Soda" -- Kim Mitchell    
:bulletyellow:  Cake pops
:bulletyellow:  Sleeping on a couch
:bulletyellow:  Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
:bulletyellow:  Mt. Olive dill pickles
:bulletorange:  deviantART's new logo
:bulletred:  The time suck of running errands
:bulletred:  People that go "ABUGGABUGGABOO!" in your face
:bulletred:  Shoppers in the express lane with two full carts
:bulletred:  ...and want you to bag half in paper, half in plastic
:bulletred:  The bugs devouring my Ma's gardening
:bulletred:  Christmas in jail, the actual experience
:bulletblack:  Folks than come into the store one minute before closing
:bulletblack:  ...who get two carts worth each
:bulletblack:  ...and grill you for special orders after the store lights are out
:bulletblack:  Back and spinal problems
:bulletblack:  Folks that block the street to the hospital  
:bulletblack:  Racial unrest provocateurs
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: "Steven Spielberg Vs. Alfred Hitchcock"
  • Reading: Drudge Report
  • Watching: Epic Rap Battles of History mid-Season 4 finale
  • Playing: The Last Stand: Dead Zone
  • Eating: York Peppermint Pattie
  • Drinking: Cranberry diet Sierra Mist

We're at Disney's Magic Kingdom! Let's go to... 

4 deviants said Fantasyland
4 deviants said Tomorrowland
1 deviant said Main Street USA
1 deviant said Adventureland
No deviants said Liberty Square
No deviants said Frontierland


The Jolt Cola of Web Writing
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I'm an overweight, over-educated, under-mature hick in North Carolina's Greater Metropolitan Mayberry Area, back from teaching English in Guangzhou, China. I'd introduced the ABCs, the 123s, and the rights and wrongs to Cantonese kindergarteners, and am now seeking full time employment closer to home.

Current Residence: Surry County, NC
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXL
Favourite genre of music: Demented
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4S
Shell of choice: Reese's Pieces coating
Skin of choice: KFC Original Recipe
Personal Quote: "If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans."


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CJShadorunner Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching! :hug:
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Happy to do it! :) Hope you'll break your slump and get your groove back for your great artwork soon! :w00t:
birthdays Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

Birthdays Team
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Happy birthday! :D (Big Grin)
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks very kindly!
Jasperinity Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
You're very welcome! :3
Wreck-ItRalph Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you very much. :)
JoeyLiverwurst Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday, Jimmy!
JimmyDimples Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks very kindly! :)
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